Tuesday, December 18, 2007


A series of SPONTANEOUS crap
code C012

Woei Chyuan: What if Jovy kena buli in Sushi King?
nOi: She shall call out "VJS!" (pose like Power Rangers) and prepare to fight!

-Woei Chyuan & nOi-

Today, I woke at 7 and left my home at 7.40am.
Today, I took the same (almost) bag and wore the same T-shirt with Alex.
Today, I went to 7th Street Market to have breakfast.
Today, I donated 50 cents to someone who needed it more than I do.

Today, I went to school.
Today, I read C'est la vie wrongly for the 7th time and being laughed by Zhi Hong.
Today, I met with Benedict and Mom.
Today, I waited Zhi Hong for 30 minutes.

Today, I went to Queensbay.
Today, I went to Mc Donalds, stood in the queue, waited, but did not buy anything.
Today, I had popcorn as my lunch.
Today, I watched the movie which was named after my quote-"I AM LEGEND".
Today, I saw Jovy looked like the "little red ridding hood" in Sushi King for the first time.

Today, I went for my first interview for a job.
Today, I went shop to shop for walk in interviews.
Today, I was hired.
Today, I told a lie to my Supervisor who just hired me.

Today, I helped my parents carry their luggage after their KL trip.

Today, I planned to cut my overlength-curly-fluffy hair.
Today, I worried about what to wear on my first day of work.
Today, I think about the coming apartment stay.
Today, I fell in love with the song Way Back Into Love.

Today, I stayed up late.
Today, I shall end my high pace life style.
Today, I wrote this post.

Today, I shall end my high pace life by writting this post.

Today, I shall miss today.
Today, I shall miss a few todays before the arrival of today.

What will Tomorrow brings? I don't know.

At least
I lived to my fullest Today.


Sunday, December 16, 2007

hanging High

A series of SPONTANEOUS crap
code Ho37

Went to play DotA at infiniti today with Kevin, LiangYew, WengKit, Stanley and my sis.
In DotA, there are 2 types of chat modes- one is to alies and the other to all.
When we talk bout strategies during game, we usually uses the first mode.
But the following happened today:

nOi as uWannaPieceOfMe
WengKit, Kevin and me were at the same team while Stanley, LiangYew and sis on the other.

[Alies] uWannaPieceOfMe (Phantom Lancer): prepare
[Alies] Kitz (Venomancer): kk
[All] Kevin (Zeus): all attack!

[All] Stan (Ursa): we know

get it?

My life was "high-end" for the past week. 3 days 2 nights of apartment stay at
Sri Sayang, Gurney, RedBox, Queensbay, Hai Yun. Almost every part of Penang, been there, done that, wasted lot of money.

Well at least I got my Photoshop CS2 back today. YAY Finally get to exercise my brain cells again and make some art work from the photos I took during apartment stay using CHRocky's Sony T100. Unfortunately, my pc will not be back so soon. My processor blew off. The technician said that my pc is now like a bek qi, cant do anything without its brain. Luckily enough, it did not suffer any memory loss. phew~

Lately, friends started asking about future, next destination, yada yada yada. All I can say is, im hanging high, just like that guy above. An ocean of dreams for me to land on.
Give me some time to find my landing spot.

Too many things to write but too little time available. (limited energy and ofcz a lil bit of lazyness)
Next stop, SUSHI KING! Jovy, prepare to face the worst first-day-at-work of your life!



Tuesday, December 4, 2007

SPM finished.. so?

Im currently using my sis's laptop to online and all since my pc is still at the shop T.T
My advice:
If you have long and fingers with a large area, DO NOT BUY DELL'S INSPIRON 700m
you will SUFFER just like me.
yes, the size is small and the weight is light, but the keyboard are TERRIBLE!
when i type, i must kiu1 my fingers so that i will and can click on the correct alphabet.
whats worse? im mouse-less. using the tiny mouse pad makes me go mad.

SPM finished! ya.. finished er.. so.. yay??!

My schedule for the past few days was kinda "packed". It was either home, school or Queensbay. Last week, I'd watched 3 movies straight in a row! Enchanted, Hitman (with The Gang) then Golden Compass. Besides that, I was at my second home all the time- SCHOOL, hanging around at Booksales. Oh ya! For those who wanted to sell or buy second hand books, BE QUICK! Head straight to CLHS as Monitors Board is having their Booksales Project. Ask me for details if you are interested!

Since my post was kinda "early", most of you people had already know much about what happened when we watched Hitman.


Let me tell about some scenes that were NOT shown. BWAHAHAHAHA
It was an unplanned event. The Gang just saja went without knowing what movie to watch. Then when we were heading to the cinema from the arcade, we "soured" Woei Chyuan about meeting WHOM YOU KNOW at Queensbay. And WALA! VJS appeared in front of us with Jovy's parents. xD
But then after some chit chat, they walked away. (aawww)
When we were lining up to get the tickets, we "soured" him again, counting down in seconds that VJS will appear again. And again, WALA! They did appeared and joined us for the movie. xD

So, The Gang had crossover with the VJS! Since Im born with such spectacular creativity, so why not give them some NAMES:
I name them, 三女组合! We got "淑女" Jovy, "熟女" Vivian and "少女" Serene!
Unfortunately, they dont have 美女 xP

Yesterday, Ive went to play paintball with Stanley, Andy and Zhi Hong near Yeap Chor Yee road. It was raining and the floor was wet. We had quite and experience especially dear Zhi Hong who got hit 5 times (1 almost hit the IMPORTANT area). Unlike me, I hit 3 headshots and not even got hit by 1 (cause im too fast they cant even catch up).

My pc is still at the shop. The person had checked almost everything but still cant find out what actually happened to the pc. T.T Hopefully it will be back before Christmas as CHRocky has just being added into my client list!

Anyways, I better be off packing my stuff for the apartment stay. (3 days 2 night starting today) Pictures coming up soon!



Sunday, December 2, 2007

DVD drive killed my pc

A series of SPONTANEOUS crap
code H032

I went to CRC for dinner last night.
As I was waiting for the dish to come, I wondered my eyes around the restaurnt.
Then I saw a waiteress carrying a "koay kao" (fish) in a fishing net. It was quite big and waiteress just rushed through the crowd and straight into the kitchen.
10 minutes later, the dish started to came.
The fish i saw earlier was on the table. Cooked.

Two more days until the 4th of December will come. All the spirit to study was already long gone away. To prevent my hand from terseliuh or anything, I was grounded for the past weekends. My everyday routine is to wander around the house finding stuff to do. But most of the time Ill end up sitting in front of the PC playing Kevin's "Freedom Fighters" (which I finished in 3 days) or in front of the tv watching ten ha deh yit bi (8TV every weekday 6pm-7pm) oh HELL I wish Chinese paper will end soon.

And the worse came. My sis asked her friend to buy a DVD player from the PC fair then sun bian asked them to fix it into my PC. Maybe the PC was too kotong or the DVD drive was too in or neither of both, my PC burst into flames! I think it was me that burst into flames instead of my PC knowing that I have to survive 2 more days without my pc in my house. SUFFER!!

Anyways, lately all my friends started to get themselves into blogging. You can see that the levels of my lovely bluely hell are incresing at the right. Then, I suddenly became the layout guy as people started asking me to customize their layout. Temporarily I have 4 people on the list including my own.

List of my "clients"
1. Lim Theam Hee with his Hiaoism (im so sorry i have kiam this guy for months d)
2. Jovy Chou the Miss Thousand Gold (creamy? a bottle of milk!)
3. Vivian Khor (i knew too much so i dare not say anything xD)
4. me myself ofcz

Due date: i hope i manage to finish them by Christmas maybe?

Hmmm... Should I charge them!?
Hmm.. Let me think about it... :P

Anyways, for those of you who are interested of finding me to do layouts, please feel free to drop a message or comment or msn or email me.
I also do banners, anything that can be done with photoshop and photoshoots too!
Its free!

for now.. but also depend on who are you la.. in short,

Not long ago a Germany's underground singer contact my through mail to help him design his album's cover. Kekeke but in the end he edited the original and did not used mine.
However, this proves that my skill in photoshop also got some standard la! muahahaha
Ill post the one i did in my next post as the copy is in my burnt out pc.


Thursday, November 22, 2007

The day before add maths

A series of SPONTANEOUS crap
code C058

X: Hmm.. Hong Kie Kopitiam.. Next time im gonna open a Kie Hong Kopitiam!
Y: Why not at a Pu?
-Kevin Lee & Woei Chyuan-

The day was Monday (18th Nov). We, The GANG (kevin, kok oon, woei chyuan n me ofcz) went Sungai Tiram (near airport) for some toast as breakfast that morning. The time to go was said to be 8.30am. However, as always, Kevin Lee's flashy myVi came at 8.45am. Never mind. The worse is yet to come...

So we get ourselves on the track to the FAMOUS roti bakar shop situated just by the highway to the airport. Guess what, the shop was closed.

"cricket's chirping"

"OH! The shop monday close mia!", said Kevin.

So, we made a U-turn and were now without direction of where to go. SuggestionS were made.
Sunshine, Kayu, Mc D, Sg. Dua Dim Sum, Relau Dim Sum, e-GATE, SUNRISE, CORNER'S CLUB (beside Evergreen Hotel), TAMBUN some more! and the car was moving with a high velocity as we speaks.

In the end, we ended up at Hong Kie Kopitiam at e-GATE. A high kala version kopitiam of Sg. Tiram.

I looked through the menu and found many interesting stuff!

With a 赞! logo on it, this plate of chicken bo kan tan. Its called "FA-18 Super Hornet" can fly one ar!

So i ordered a bowl of ramen with a tantalizing and freaking awesome name which i have forgotten. But, it came out to be...

Maggie mee with egg, sausage, ham and some chai sim.

Luckily, i ordered an extra fa lan sai toh si (french toast).

I think it cost double of the toast at Sg. Tiram

My "yun yong nai ca".

I knew something was wrong with the waitress when i step into the shop!

After the luxurious breakfast, we went back home for a moment to pack out add maths and headed straight to the library next to Union.

Guess what.

"OH, the library Monday close mia!", Kevin.

In the end, we went to 静思书轩 instead.

"Big renovation" of the library.

An innocent boy waiting for Ci Ji to help him out with his add maths.

My cup of tea which cost me RM3.

Add maths rocks.

Add maths even rocked him out!

Two hookers waited whole day for "someone" to sit opposite, but they with ended up nothing! xD

Before we return home, we headed to Padang to ease our kiri kuruk mia stomach.


With Moral tomorrow, there are only 2 more papers left to take.

Those in F4, please dont envy. You have one more year to go xP



Wednesday, November 14, 2007


but next week, we still have 3 freaking science and 1 insane add maths to sit for.
pray for the best!

Today we had Modern Maths paper. I was too excited i forgot to bring my compass.
I used my (chun yen's) ruler, measure 3 cm around the midpoint of the circle, draw about 20 dots and connect the dots freehand.
Wala! The results was magnificent.
I know I know. Im brilliant!

A small conversation that happened in Kevin Lee's myVi yesterday.
The story goes like this.
We had English paper on Tuesday.
One of the title of the essay was to write a story beginning with:
Kim was nervous when the door opened......

So, we chit chat bout what we wrote on the car and our dear GheeSiong said this:
OH! i wrote that Kim hor. He curi-curi drive his father's Mercedes 7 series and kena langgar by lorry.

Got it?

He curi-curi drive his father's Mercedes 7 series and kena langgar by lorry.

7 series
Mercedes 7 series

Cheers! xD

oh, a small reminder before I went back to Physics.


but one thing for sure

there will be MORE nOi


Monday, November 12, 2007

SPM day1!

I heard this conversation during dinner last weekend.
A family of 3 was eating next to my table. the father was eating fish head when the 4-5 years old son asked:
Son: 爸, 你在吃鱼的头?
Dad: 唔...
Son: 爸, 鱼的眼睛leh?
Dad: ...
Son: 爸! 爸! 鱼的眼睛leh?
Dad: 不见liao!

SPM day-1

We had SPM today. BM1, SJ1 and BM2.
Ill upload the test papers after the exam cz my stupid scanner was broken.
Ive shot some photos from today. Sorry for the "high" quality cz i took these photo using my handphone. The camera is a no.no megapix mia. You cant blame my kotong!

The "golden gun" taking a rest after the thrilling sejarah test.

Our KhaiHern Saw cant get the notes out of his sight.

New ways of reading. (model: poshy CHRocky and friends)

The BM golden kid. *note*he was reading blank paper!!?


More beggars.



Saturday, November 10, 2007

SPM_See Porno More

a lame joke from a not so quite lame friend:
Jolin's latest album "特务J"
完美的乌贼... LAUGH! dont you dare to not laugh! xD

i wonder

_See Porno More yeah right

2 days to SPM.

-How do i feel?
too much coffee too less sleep.

-How did you spent your time in the past few days?
sleep, eat, coffee, study, sleep, eat, tv, coffee, study, sleep, eat, play ball, eat, coffee, study, sleep and the list goes on...

-Any secret recipe to stay up late at night?
2 packets of 3-in-1 and some hot water in a single 300ml cup.
you will die before you enter the hall for SPM

-Any advice or comments for others?
Dont study too hard, dont let the percentage to pass too high.
SPM kills. so dont get yourselves killed!

f*ck those who studied.


Thursday, October 25, 2007

It has arrived!

i dont know what happened to my photo. All of them went crazy not long after i post it. CHRocky said someone envy of my photos and hacked them xD possible

My personal favorite. Harry and Mattew cheers!

CLHS 66th Graduation Magazine

Committee of the Graduation Magazine.

*PCF 7101* go buy empat ekor, sure kena!

Hug hug! It came at last.. (you should expect this coming)

A mini opening ceremony by our teacher adviser.

Green sea of grad mag.

I did not even had a real look of the magazine until i reached home. All i know was that the cover came out worse than we expected and the publisher made a lot and i mean A LOT of mistakes, mixing up our stuff. But overall, yeah its a pleasure to see it (even if there are a few things that should not appear such as "that" thing stated above).

I heard they spread the news that there was one good looking super star at page 98!

My favorite. Photo by me text by Zi Liang.

The whole concept of the graduation magazine is to recall the history, the past that we had been through. If you noticed, each and every page divider has the phrase "我们的" in it. The idea was this is our graduation magazine. Everything in it belongs to ours. Our contacts, our photos, our memories. Genius aye? Thank you thank you (syok sendiri)

Hope you enjoyed it.

I hate to say this but THAT WAS NOT ME!


parts of this article was censored due to political and sensitive issues.
This world aint perfect. Being emo aint a good thing.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

TM Net Expose

Why plastic surgeries?
Cuz plastic last longer. Even when you die, your boobs or dicks will still be standing!
Just like they did the first day you implanted them.

TM - Malaysia's "Leading" Telecommunication Company


Since people abandoned dial-up and switch to TM Net's Broadband, tons and tons of complaints have been made. Although we cheered and celebrated when it was first introduced cuz we get to say bye-bye to Jaring. It did not took long before the cheering turned into boo-ing.

You could see people signing in and out on MSN in seconds!
When you are dOtA-ing, your player suddenly moved from the Fountain of Health to the enemy's base in split second. Before knowing it, you are banned from the room. Then you have a nickname, DC king!
After hours of patience waiting, the screen finally showed 99% download completed. Then, "piu" your router restart. Wala~

Then you know what happened.

In Hokkien, there is a famous rhyme that sounded like this:
sin3 jamban, ho1 pangsai
TM Net Streamyx = jamban
but not new anymore.

After the "warm" introduce of Streamyx, I'll tell you why I wrote this today.

I was roaming the web while waiting Adrian to send me photos we took from the dinner last Saturday (finally). Just even before my butt started to warm the chair up, the connection gone bad. Although all the lights of the modem were working just fine, the pc shows that the connection was normal, there was no response on any of the web page, not even Yahoo! and Google. So i thought, ok this happened millions of times before, ill just have to restart the router and it will be just fine. Then the unthinkable happened. The PPP of the router did not light on after i restart! And this happened before last year, which my modem ended up in the computer shop.

After numerous try, I decided to call TM Net! Dialed 100, selected English, selected Internet Services, and toot toot toot toot... I tried again. toot toot toot toot. And again. toot toot toot toot. ok it toot me up. So instead of Internet Services, I chose to speak to the TM Representative or whatever. And i ended up listening to commercials like you hear every time you phone Mc D for the delivery for 5 minutes. Then a lady with a voice as soft as a mouse picked up my call and said whatever she said (cz too soft, cant hear). I told her i had problems with my internet connection and i just cant connect to the internet. With her squeeky voice, she asked me to dial 100 again, select English then select Internet Services (what i just did). Before i could tell her that, the PPP lighted! WOW efficiency? or luck?

So maybe you will think.. Since it sucked, why not change to others?
I would have already changed years ago, IF there is only another for me to choose.
BUT not for long.
Months ago i saw a flashy green color banner of PenangFON. So after I got connected, I decide to do some research.

I went to TM Net's web page and googled PenangFON.
This is what i got-

First, I went to the main page of TM, which looked quite crappy. I think my layout was better than theirs xD

The ad is so irritating you cant even click on the menu.

Then I clicked on the Streamyx web page and I found something interesting- Speedometer that tests your connection speed. So i give it a try and see how FAST my connection was.

On your bottom left.

Then it came out another crappy page with lousy layout.

And then ... Gosh.. Was my connection that worse?

The number they put will never connect.. Trust me.. Cz I tried xD

After quite a disappointment, I googled PenangFON hoping for something.
Yet, another mou2 tak4 teng2 mia layout. What happen to those web designers with a degree or anything???

Selamat Hari Raya~

Eh? Villamas and Sunway Tunas la. Anyone's house in the photo?

After some roaming, I decided to compare the package of PenangFON and Streamyx.

"Scalable from 2Mbps to 1Gbps" o.o

"better value" yeah right!

Sometimes when business gone big, the people will start to kia su and will come out with lots of laws.

Well from this point of view, PenangFON won Streamyx lots! As if a Ferrari Modena was racing with Perodua Kancil xD
For those who lived in condominiums and apartments, it is certainly a MUST for you to switch to PenangFON since you dont have to pay extra RM450 for a media converter.
As those who lived in land properties, pay that extra few hundreds and you will Vrooom off in a Ferrari. Or you might as well pay RM77 each month and enjoy your 0-60 in 20 seconds flat Kancil xD

However, since PenangFON is quite new and still is a sin3 jamban, you will never know when it will become the second Streamyx. But time will tell!
And also, im keen to see Streamyx to improve and maybe some upgrade. When there is a rival, there will be improvement.


p.s: i din know i could crap so much!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Big Fat Lazy Slug - ME

Interesting quote:
"Amoebas at the start were not
complex. They tore themselves apart and started sex." by Mark Ridley
hmm.. maybe asexual aint so bad :) [too much bio]

Big Fat Lazy Slug - ME
EEEEE eeew!

Some relaxation after the trial, thats necessary. If it gets a lil bit too over, you will become like me!
For the past few days, all i ever did was lots of TV, PC, basketball and lots of sleep.
This is so called a lifestyle that someone who is going to sit for SPM in about a month's time.
Hell yeah!
So PMR just finished. F3s are flying high on life and F5s laying low in hell.
Lots of F3 juniors started to "xia2" me about how free they are. Redbox la, GSC la, macam-macam la!
All i can say is, you have 3 months, we have half a year. :3
Anyways, ive returned my aunt's camera. So ill have to resist my photogenic genes for the moment till either i borrow again or my dad gets a new one. No photos for quite some time T.T

My dream camera CANON EOS 5D beautiful piece with a beautiful price - RM12999.00 :O

Another one. The latest Nikon D300 still not available on the market yet but i bet the price aint low.

Went for basketball at Bayswater today.
Quite nice playing at the court after my legendary name "M7". (ask kev and you will know what i mean X3)
On the way back home kev suddenly pop up one word:
"Die d. Din read tiok book. Tonight must read d"
so i guess, BACK TO BOOKS!

i miss shooting so much...

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Lantern Festival (Round 2)

Finally after 2 weeks and 3 days of suffer, the exam finally came to an end!
Anyways, i lost in the Canon contest X3

Lantern Festival Round 2!

Last Friday, we went to the Lantern Festival held at Kwang Hwa.
Well after that, my house came up with a mini one on Tuesday (25th Sept).
Its all about lanterns, food, burning lanterns, more food and doremon?


Bake nuts anyone?


Too hot to handle!

Those who had sacrificed that night.

Where your head went?

I see..