Thursday, November 22, 2007

The day before add maths

A series of SPONTANEOUS crap
code C058

X: Hmm.. Hong Kie Kopitiam.. Next time im gonna open a Kie Hong Kopitiam!
Y: Why not at a Pu?
-Kevin Lee & Woei Chyuan-


The day was Monday (18th Nov). We, The GANG (kevin, kok oon, woei chyuan n me ofcz) went Sungai Tiram (near airport) for some toast as breakfast that morning. The time to go was said to be 8.30am. However, as always, Kevin Lee's flashy myVi came at 8.45am. Never mind. The worse is yet to come...

So we get ourselves on the track to the FAMOUS roti bakar shop situated just by the highway to the airport. Guess what, the shop was closed.

"cricket's chirping"

"OH! The shop monday close mia!", said Kevin.

So, we made a U-turn and were now without direction of where to go. SuggestionS were made.
Sunshine, Kayu, Mc D, Sg. Dua Dim Sum, Relau Dim Sum, e-GATE, SUNRISE, CORNER'S CLUB (beside Evergreen Hotel), TAMBUN some more! and the car was moving with a high velocity as we speaks.

In the end, we ended up at Hong Kie Kopitiam at e-GATE. A high kala version kopitiam of Sg. Tiram.

I looked through the menu and found many interesting stuff!

With a 赞! logo on it, this plate of chicken bo kan tan. Its called "FA-18 Super Hornet" can fly one ar!

So i ordered a bowl of ramen with a tantalizing and freaking awesome name which i have forgotten. But, it came out to be...

Maggie mee with egg, sausage, ham and some chai sim.

Luckily, i ordered an extra fa lan sai toh si (french toast).

I think it cost double of the toast at Sg. Tiram

My "yun yong nai ca".

I knew something was wrong with the waitress when i step into the shop!

After the luxurious breakfast, we went back home for a moment to pack out add maths and headed straight to the library next to Union.

Guess what.

"OH, the library Monday close mia!", Kevin.

In the end, we went to 静思书轩 instead.

"Big renovation" of the library.

An innocent boy waiting for Ci Ji to help him out with his add maths.

My cup of tea which cost me RM3.

Add maths rocks.

Add maths even rocked him out!

Two hookers waited whole day for "someone" to sit opposite, but they with ended up nothing! xD

Before we return home, we headed to Padang to ease our kiri kuruk mia stomach.

Lok-lok.


With Moral tomorrow, there are only 2 more papers left to take.
YES!

Those in F4, please dont envy. You have one more year to go xP

MUAHAHAHAHAHA




nOi




Wednesday, November 14, 2007

semi-FREE

FREE from SEJARAH! FREE FROM BM!
but next week, we still have 3 freaking science and 1 insane add maths to sit for.
pray for the best!

Today we had Modern Maths paper. I was too excited i forgot to bring my compass.
WHAT TO DO?
I used my (chun yen's) ruler, measure 3 cm around the midpoint of the circle, draw about 20 dots and connect the dots freehand.
Wala! The results was magnificent.
I know I know. Im brilliant!


A small conversation that happened in Kevin Lee's myVi yesterday.
The story goes like this.
We had English paper on Tuesday.
One of the title of the essay was to write a story beginning with:
Kim was nervous when the door opened......

So, we chit chat bout what we wrote on the car and our dear GheeSiong said this:
OH! i wrote that Kim hor. He curi-curi drive his father's Mercedes 7 series and kena langgar by lorry.


Got it?
No?
Again.

He curi-curi drive his father's Mercedes 7 series and kena langgar by lorry.

Mercedes
7 series
Mercedes 7 series


Cheers! xD


oh, a small reminder before I went back to Physics.

NO MORE SEJARAH!
NO MORE APA APA SULTAN APA APA SHAH!
NO MORE APA NANANINUNANANINANA!
NO MORE KOMSAS!
NO MORE JULIA!
NO MORE CLIMBING MOUNTAINS TO SEE PUTRI GUNUNG LEDANG!

but one thing for sure

there will be MORE nOi

nOi

Monday, November 12, 2007

SPM day1!

I heard this conversation during dinner last weekend.
A family of 3 was eating next to my table. the father was eating fish head when the 4-5 years old son asked:
Son: 爸, 你在吃鱼的头?
Dad: 唔...
Son: 爸, 鱼的眼睛leh?
Dad: ...
Son: 爸! 爸! 鱼的眼睛leh?
Dad: 不见liao!

SPM day-1


We had SPM today. BM1, SJ1 and BM2.
Ill upload the test papers after the exam cz my stupid scanner was broken.
Ive shot some photos from today. Sorry for the "high" quality cz i took these photo using my handphone. The camera is a no.no megapix mia. You cant blame my kotong!

The "golden gun" taking a rest after the thrilling sejarah test.

Our KhaiHern Saw cant get the notes out of his sight.

New ways of reading. (model: poshy CHRocky and friends)

The BM golden kid. *note*he was reading blank paper!!?

Beggars

More beggars.

*cheers*

nOi


Saturday, November 10, 2007

SPM_See Porno More

a lame joke from a not so quite lame friend:
Jolin's latest album "特务J"
完美的乌贼... LAUGH! dont you dare to not laugh! xD

i wonder

SPM
_See Porno More yeah right

2 days to SPM.

-How do i feel?
too much coffee too less sleep.

-How did you spent your time in the past few days?
sleep, eat, coffee, study, sleep, eat, tv, coffee, study, sleep, eat, play ball, eat, coffee, study, sleep and the list goes on...

-Any secret recipe to stay up late at night?
2 packets of 3-in-1 and some hot water in a single 300ml cup.
you will die before you enter the hall for SPM

-Any advice or comments for others?
Dont study too hard, dont let the percentage to pass too high.
SPM kills. so dont get yourselves killed!

f*ck those who studied.

nOi