Thursday, April 30, 2009

Po Po Po Po Poker Face


My latest obsessions:
i) Lady Gaga
ii) Katy Perry
iii) Taylor Swift
iv) Canon 5D mkII
v) Iphone 3G

Spare me more time for updates.
24 hours a day, too little for me!


noi

Monday, April 13, 2009

Botox


It was just last Friday when Wei Xian drove Zheng Yang's car and knock OVER the divider near CLHS's largest toilet.



Everyone was like ''What the hell?? So silly lah!'' bla bla bla and laugh their ass off. Including me.


This morning after recess, we walked pass his car and started laughing about their stupidity and clumsiness. As we walk by my car, I said ''I have never been involved in any accident in my purple CLK before'' proudly and confidently.

Mana zai.


The lady came down from her shinning silver Kancil and started
''I blaa bla blaaaa blaa blaaaa blaa bla bla blaaaaa bla bla just blaa bla blaa bla bla bla blaa blaaaaa bla blaa bla blaaaaa blaa bla blaa painted ballaa bllalaa blaa blalaa bla blaa my blaa blala blaa lalala blaa car blaa blalaa blaaaa last week.''

She was like a feminine version of MC Jin with the face of Paula Abdul after 30++ injections of botox.

Something close.

Her car parked so outside and the back of her car was seducing every car that would have passed by "come and hump me". Unfortunately my Kancil fell for her "newly sprayed silver-ish" arse of hers and hump into it.


The lady's car suffered minor scratches while mine, whoa! Speechless.


The technician came. My dad came. Even Madam Tan Lean Kee passed by with an evil smile on her face. x3



The first thing the technician asked was "Why dint you pick someone younger eh!?"




So kids, learn up!
Next time,
1. DON'T EVER LAUGH AT YOUR FRIENDS!
2. DON'T EVER BUMP INTO A NEWLY SPRAYED CAR DRIVEN BY A "MENOPAUSED" LADY.
3. PICK SOMEONE YOUNGER TO BUMP INTO.



noi


p.s Damn! my first post after so long would be something describing accident.
CHOI!!!!